10 Words That I Will Not Use

So, if you ask me there are so many stupid words that people feel the need to say. For those of you who use these words no offense. And this is not me saying don’t say these words, by all means express your self however you want. This is just my list of the words I don’t use and why.

1. Fav, fave — just say favorite.

2. Tots — why? Why must you not say the whole word? And how does adding an “s” make it better?

3. Coolio — awfulio, no awful’s better without the “io” so why should cool be better with the “io”?

4. swag–actually could someone explain what the hell that means? I mean,what the hell? “Man, that soda got swag!” That doesn’t make sense people.

5. OMW!– OK not really a word but it is annoying. Oh my word? Now that’s just sad! It’s not that hard to say “gosh” or “God” just in case you people who say “oh my word” didn’t know…

6. Gleek — feel free to combine all the words you want. This just is weird though. Even I have watched Glee but while it can addicting it is nothing to call your self a geek for watching. I mean, why would you insult yourself?

7. Anyword spoken by someone in French without a French accent — it’s cliche and sad and a hell of an annoying advent.

8. Sooooooooo — you only need one “o” in the word so. Not ten. Not even two. Why would you even want to spend time typing all the “o”s when you could say “so” it’s that simple.

9. Blogger — no insults to the website by Google but I honestly hate that word. Yeah right now I am blogging but never in my life will I be a “blogger.” So I while it seems like a totally normal word it bothers me!

10. iPodder — WHAT THE HELL ARE PEOPLE THINKING? Nearly every American has an iPod so there is no reason to put the people with an iPod in a special group!!

if you have nothing better to do you can go to http://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=banish to see more stupid words. I didn’t write the page I just stumbled across it.