Do You Have Book-Worm’s Disease?

Are you aware that Not A Real Organization is now looking for a cure for Book-Worm’s Disease?

Are you aware that Book-Worm’s Disease is a disease I made up, a few days ago, that causes people to read too many books?

Do you think that you may have this sad, fake disease?  Well, here in the below post I will ask questions… You will answer the questions, truthfully… You will score your questions… Then look at the results… Here we go:

1.  Do you fall in love with a different person one or more times a week?

yes (+1)

no (+0)

2.  When you do fall in love with one or more people a week do you or someone else have to remind you that the person you are in love with is a character in a book?

yes (+4)

no (+0)

3.  Do you think in a book-like text such as “Bill (you) walked down the hallway, it was raining outside and Bill (still you) could hear the pitter-patter of the rain on the roof”?

yes (+3)

no (+0)

4.  Do the people that care about you often tell others that you always have your nose in a book or something to that degree?

yes (+5)

no (+0)

5.  Do you happen to know the web-addresses to certain websites where you can read books for free?

yes (+2)

no (+0)

6.  When someone is talking and make a grammar error do you feel the strong and sometimes over whelming urge to correct them?

yes (+1)

no (+0)

7.  When you read a good book do you cry, get depressed or be upset about the end of the book?  (By this I mean the fact that the book ends and not the actual text within the end of a book)

yes (+10)

no (+0)

8.  Do you often spend an hour or more reading a day?
yes (+4)

no (+0)

9.  More often than not, can you guess the end of the book within the first five chapters of the book?

yes (+7)

no (+0)

10.  Even when the book is really bad do you find it hard to not finish the book?

yes (+8)

no (+0)

11.  Have you trained your brain to be able to read twenty different books at a time?  (like: read one book, put down half way through, pick up other book and read from where you left off, put down, pick up yet another book [having not actually finished any of the books and finishing them all at a nice rate])

yes (+6)

no (+0)

12.  You would rather be reading a book than this blog post right now?

yes (+2)

no (+0)

 

Results:

0-10 Book hater much?

11-20 Average Jo

21-45 Book worm

46- 53 Book addict

 

If you scored below an eleven then please consult: “Book Hater, Much?” for more information on your made-up disease.

If you got the score of an Average Jo, don’t complain (that would be weird)

If you got Book Worm score would you please consult the post: “So, I Hear You’re a Book Worm…”

If you got above a forty-six then please read “Book Addict.  The Information You Need.”

 

Thank you.  Good bye.